Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

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coop coop

A nickname usually for “cooper” or “coper” coop coop means “cooper or coper has a very tiny penis also known as a micropenis”

Coopers nickname is coop coop.

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coop

Cool, but so cool that it is beyond the cliche of cool

oh maaan, i just wrote a song, it's fully coops

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Coops

Some sexy cunt that makes all the girls wet whenever they see him, normally wetter than the Pacific Ocean. To go with that he has the biggest dick in Australia

“Hey coops how’s the ladies”

coops

Copesetic, acceptable, fine, or cool. Often stated in a flippant or nonchalant manner.

"Sorry I shattered your collarbone while we were playing frisbee, Matt."
"It's coops."

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The Coop

The deity of a religion based upon the beliefs of Anderson Cooper. This holy spirit comes in every voting day to children's windows to warn them about the dangers of eating their vegetables. If a child who has been spoken to by The Coop disobeys this spirit by eating their greens, they will have reoccurring dreams of Wolf Blitzer for 2.5 years.

My son woke me up at 3 am last night as I heard someone rummaging through the fridge. When I made my way down the stairs, he froze with sweat pouring off of his face, dried tears in his eyes and a head of lettuce in his hand. As I took the lettuce from his grip he screamed in a satanic voice, "CATCH ANDERSON COOPER 360 WEEKNIGHTS AT 8." I could not do anything... I had lost my son to The Coop.

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cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

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