Cooping

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.

Guy 1: "So I walked in on my roommate the other night Cooping in the living room."

Guy 2: "In the living room?"

Guy 1: "Yes, right in the middle of the living room. I'm scarred for life."

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Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

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Cooping

The act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
Often accompanied with a loud speaking voice

Bro, you need to stop Cooping so hard. Take it down a notch.
I tried to tell Brett what happened last night but Perry came in and started Cooping.

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Cooping

When your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a poop.
Cough + Pooping = Cooping

"Tia! you might as well give that up, I can hear you cooping from the living room!"

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Cooped

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.

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no coop

no homo. or saying that u dont wana do anything homo. u didnt mean that in a gay way.

"aye bruh, u got sum nice eyes...."
"what?"
"yea, u got some nice eyes...but no coop tho."
"oh, thanks man...thought u was been gay."

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coop

A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.

4 cups of coffee puts me in the bathroom all morning with a terrible case of the coop.

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