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To lead someone on, only to abruptly change your mind by cutting off contact.
I invited this girl to the country for the weekend then totally cornwalled her by not calling.
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When a man presses and rubs a closed fist against his lover's anus for added stimulation during sex.
Jonathan's pinky developed a cramp while fingering Connie's anus, so he simply made a fist and Cornwalled her.
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A growing town in New York. Next to newburgh New York and the West POint military academy. It's not too far from the city. It's an alright town to live in. Alot of people will tell you they dont like it there but if you have lived somewhere else you will see it's not that boring. It's actually growing alot. ALOT of families are moving in from the city to get their kids away form that atmosphere.Cornwall is usually a very competitive town in every sport.
Not the Cornwall in England. The one in New York!
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When a man is about to cum he pulls and and at the same time projectile diarrhoea’s all over the wall leaving feces and corn dripping down the wall.
“Hey, see that girl over there? I’d definitely Cornwall her”.
“Wow, why would you want to shit all over her walls you goon?”
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A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.
Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!
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County in south west England containing areas such as St Ives, Lizard's point, Lands End and Falmouth. It is very beautiful and attracts many tourists, despite being filled with silly people who say things like "OOO-arrr" and think that they are a nation as opposed to an English Duchy. People here tend to be quite gullable - Cornwall is the only county in the United Kingdom to be represented by a whole slate of LidDem MPs - people here have fallen for the "All things to all men"stance by this single issue (ie anti-war) un patriotic organisation, supported by silly media lefties in the BBC or Channel 4
Cornish man 1:Ooo-arr what ya doin' the day in beauttieful Cornwall?
Cornish man 2: Just chewin' on this stalk of grass to take bits of thon pastie out of my teeth.
Cornish man 1: Wharr! Aren't you goin' to vote for thon yella boys?
Cornish man 1: Arr!
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To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.
Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.
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