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taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night
i cortezzed this tequila so you guys had better be fucking thirsty
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the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..
friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition
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he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy
“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
“why not”
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Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.
We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.
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Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.
An intelligent, strong woman elected to Congress in 2018.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is fucking amazing.
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A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"
Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"
Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."
(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
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