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Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.
Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
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An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.
CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2
Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!
Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.
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A girl who farts from the vagina. Also used as a nickname for a gross or disgusting girl.
EW! Did you just wondercough??
She's a Wonder Cougher.
some one who, after a quick felch has an asthma attack, coughing shit pretty much everywhere.
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woman or man(?) who didn't swallow well (cum) and get suffocated and coughing like crazy.
stay away from my new carpet you cheese cougher!
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A dickhead that tries to infect other people by coughing on them while he knows he has the corona virus, because he is mentally not ok.
1. Peter coughs on the police while knowing he has the corona virus and he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. Dickhead coughs on elder people or other people, because he is scared of dying alone, what a wanker.
Storage-pots for wealth that are owned by the likes of Phillip-Morris and RJR Reynolds, and are enriched by tobacco sales.
I don't use substances at all, and so I will never be contributing to any of Big Tobacco's coughers!