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A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.
Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson
The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.
Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.
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When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.
"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"
"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".
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Alternatively, 'pull a Phil Coulson' or 'pull an Agent Coulson'. Used to describe any instance where a fandom brings a favorite character back to life through the power of sheer denial. The term originated with the Avengers fandom, where the strength of the fandom's ubiquitous rejection of Agent Coulson's death was enough to resurrect him for the new show 'Agents of SHIELD'.
Fan 1: Hey, look! They're bringing (fan favorite but unfortunately deceased character) back!
Fan 2: Yeah, I guess the fandom denied their death so hard we pulled a Coulson!
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Fan 1: Oh my god, I can't believe they killed off (fan favorite but recently deceased character)!
Fan 2: Don't worry - if we all ignore their death hard enough, maybe we can pull a Coulson and bring them back!
A huge troglodyte who has connections with the Roblox mafia.He also has multiple rage sessions were all he talks about is building sheds and being a simp for James Charles.Also his dog has a weird head like a squished olive
That guy was such a troglodyte.
Nah he was more of a James coulson
To plan a road trip, get all of your friends to commit to it, and then to sucker one of them into driving so that you can drink the whole time. Often the suckering is accomplished by lying and saying you always drive everyone everywhere, or repeatedly talking about that one time you drove that really long way a super long time ago, that no one else remembers.
Dude, just pull a coulson and make John drive us so we can keep buzzing.
That drunk tried to pull a coulson but I made him drive.
Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.