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councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis
craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)
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the council is a group of immortal beings made up of: shaggy, Carl Wheezer, Yamcha, Iggle piggle, Garfield and Shrek
the council will decide your fate
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Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.
Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.
The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.
Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?
Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.
Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!
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The ruling elite in World of Warcraft. This council seats nine members and holds to power to perma-ban any player for any reason. They follow the strict Terms of Use, but also the unspoken rules. The council controls the admins and sees all.
The council votes on a majority. Play by the rules, the council rarely shows mercy.
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A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..
*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?
---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?
*--Really? it's just £10 it's nothin girl !
---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......
Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
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