counter-clockwise

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

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Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

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Counter-probaiting

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

hard counter

A strategy that utterly dominates another strategy, leaving no question of the outcome.

Compare to soft counter. In a soft counter, the strategy being countered can still be victorious through skill or luck. There is no chance of this when a hard counter is used.

1) Rock-paper-scissors: Rock hard counters scissors, scissors hard counters paper, etc. There is no situation in which scissors will beat rock.

2) In most strategy games, tanks will hard-counter infantry without anti-tank weapons. A rifleman with an M1 stands no chance whatsoever against a Kraut riding the MG42 on top of a Tiger.

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rivet counter

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.

Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

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counter rape

counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)

Alex "what happen to you"

Carla "mike tried to rape me"

Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"

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