Rifleman

A strong whisky drink created in Laramie, WY, using only Pendleton Whisky. Pour 3-4oz (or more) Pendleton over rocks in a rocks glass. Top off with unsweetened iced tea, light splash of lemonade and squeeze of lemon. Shake. Drink. Punch anyone that calls it a Arnold Palmer in the face. Drink another.

That guy has had 3 Riflemans and has lost the ability to form sentences.

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rifleman

this is what spellcheck always wants roflmao to be. so in order to not trip up spellcheck, RIFLEMAN!

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

RIFLEMAN

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rifleman

when you use your "arm" and not your "hand" to stabilize your "erect" penis when you pee

"1"\\ bro you just got your hand cut off how you gonna pee.
'2'\\ im just gonna use my arm duh.
"1"\\ whoa bro why do you have a boner???
''2'\\ im gonna rifleman it

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Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

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rifleman

When you pull out during sex and shoot your nut twice on her or his chest and once on rhe head or face

Last night i gave her the ole rifleman