Covidism

Irrational behavior caused by the Covid-19 pandemic

I witnessed covidism when I went to Walmart and I saw someone purchasing a years worth of toilet paper.

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COVID

A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave

Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.

Covid

feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself

“Man, I have covid😩☹️“

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covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

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the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

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Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

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covid

why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years

my mask broke teacher

I have covid

Good

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