Covid

A derogatory term for a child conceived during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Get over here, you little Covid.

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Covid

A reason to play more video games

LESSS GO COVID
FORTNITE ALL DAY BOYS

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Covid

Something that people freak out about for some reason

Covid or something

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it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

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COVID

A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave

Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.

Covid

feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself

“Man, I have covid😩☹️“

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covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

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