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crabtree

A girl who chugs beer to be funny or make a joke.

Dude that Crabtree just totally drank all my Honeymoon beer and thinks it's funny... So uncool!

by Tyler Gladior August 11, 2009

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Karen Crabtree

She’s a Karen teacher. Like that vegan teacher but minus the vegan part.

Ugh we have Karen Crabtree next.

by Deovol April 29, 2021


Caroline Crabtree

HELLO * insert name * HOW ARE YOU TODAYYYYY????

Caroline Crabtree posted a new assignment

by Deovol June 25, 2021


Presley Crabtree

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022


Vinny Crabtree

Vinny is a good person and very mysterious

Vinny Crabtree is over there

by BoricDinosaur33 October 11, 2021


crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment

(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)

by Rudypoohzen June 28, 2013


Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field August 22, 2005

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