ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

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ass creamed

To defeat someone

My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.

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Ass cream

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.

"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."

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ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

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ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

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Ass Cream

When someone cums inside of an asshole and it seeps out, resembling cream.

My girlfriend had some mad ass cream after the third anal of the week.

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ass cream

Function: abbreviation
"Assorted Creams"

The box of Russell Stover Assorted Creams was abbreviated "RS Ass Cream" on the receipt from the pharmacy.

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