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It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)
Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two
What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
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A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.
"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.
"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.
British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!
An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?