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A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.
Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.
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When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!
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The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!
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an elaborately hairy vagina. A thick thatch.
As in: Did she have a hairy minge?
Aye she did! It was like a tray of cress!!
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means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!
Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.
I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with watercress
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Passion of the Cress Burger, you should try it!"
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some weird food that "two fat ladies" made.
"Im making water cress mousse"- Clarissa Dickinson.
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