Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

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crest

Code word for a hot girl when you are staying at a campground.

Origin: You are standing outside your tent brushing your teeth and a girl walks by who is so hot that you accidentally squeeze out your tube of toothpaste.

(hot girl walks by)
You elbow your buddy and say,
"Crest!"

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crest

clean up, straighten out, right what is wrong, Undo mess

My boy Chris needed to crest his situation between his girlfriend and his baby mama.

CREST

You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!

Man she gave me such a great blow job I crested her!
No blow job is complete without crest!!

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cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

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crest

Crips
Rollin
East
Side
Territories

Yea We Crips from the east bkut most niggaz call us the CREST.

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cresting

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

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