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Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.
h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.
jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*
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-Hates being called Chris
-When he loves you, he loves you with all his heart. Absolutely nothing less than 100%. Even if you don't like him
-Thinks he has to control everything: his mind, his actions, what others think of him
-Loves his chest hair
-Dark sense of humour
-Extremely intelligent
-His flexes can turn you on
-Loves adventures and always tries something new every time.
-Shares his secrets with very selective people
-Can never say no to alcohol
-Has eyes that have a story to tell
-An amazing boyfriend to have. Though a little emotionally distant, he will try to be there for you with all his heart
-Perfectly paired with a Michelle, or a Jessica. Or a Sarah.
-Never let him go
Eg. 1: I never thought it was so hard to pull off a Cris
Eg. 2:
Girl1: OMG, he's so cute. So you think he'll talk to me?
Person 2: He'll be a little shy at first, but if he likes you, you cannot cannot get anyone better
Girl 1: How do you know?
Person 2: I know him. He's a Cris
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Otherwise known as the pimp hand from jesus
If you dont get outa my face ima bring the pimp hand of cris
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(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.
Really? You still can't poop? You might want to consider getting a CRI
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Cummy Re-Insertion (aka. The Ultimate Gift)
After I finished pummeling her super tight pussy I pulled out and blasted all over her. She wanted more so I put it back in for some hot CRI.
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A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.
"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)
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Cris is a person who cares about others and is sweet and a bit soft but the best guy you will ever know.
hey who is that guy
his name is cris
if you look him up he is the best guy you will ever know.