crime scene

Menstrual bloodplay.

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

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crime scene

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

That was one hell of a crime scene you left.

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Crime scene

When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.

Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?

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Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

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shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

Crime Scene Sex

Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.

"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"

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Crime scene orgasm

The moment after an intensely great orgasm when you are stuck in a position that resembles a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene.

Lexxi: I gave Michael the most insane bj last night. He didn't move for 5 minutes!

Amy: Crime scene orgasm?

Lexxi: Oh yea!

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