Rural Dictionary

Crisp

A substitute for the word "cool". "Cool" is no longer allowed to be used because mom's are using it in their vocabulary.
Crisp is the new cool.

Johnny: Hey man, those shoes are pretty Crisp!
Billy: Thanks bro, they're brand new.

WRONG:
Mother: Hey little Johnny, those shoes look so cool on you sweetheart.
Johnny: Whatever mom

by The Big Kahunna November 1, 2007

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adj.

In proper or satisfactory operational or working order: checked to see if the tires were crisp.
Acceptable; agreeable: Delaying the repair is crisp by me.
Satisfactory; good: a crisp fellow; a crisp movie.
Correct: Your answers are crisp.
Above average; excellent: The performance was crisp, not just remarkable.
Uninjured; safe: The passengers were shaken up but are crisp.
Fairly healthy; well: I am feeling crisp again.

adv.
In a satisfactory way; adequately: I held up pretty crisp under pressure.
Very well; yes. Used as a reply to a question or to introduce a declaration: Crisp, I'll go.

"What's up? Everything crisp?"

by Antimodes February 2, 2004

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Crisp

N. meaning Law Enforcement Officials, or Police. The natural progression from Police to "The Crisp" is as follows:

Police = Cops = Pigs = Bacon = The Crisp

This can be used to warn others:
"Yo, the Crisp is sizzling up there on the left. Slow down, dude."

Or, it can be used as a general refrence when showing disapproval of the judicial system in America:
"Fuck the Crisp, I'm a vegetarian."

by NicoleTTVan December 30, 2005

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crisp

(adj.) Cool, swell, pleasing, awesome, dandy, marvelous, wonderful, nifty, keen, stoic

used to describe something

1. great, fine, excellent

2. suave

3. unaffected by emotions

4. highly skilled/clever

*may suggest that feat was performed in a short period of time

5. socially adept

1) That was a crisp movie.

2) Did you see how he just went over and put his arm around Adrienne? That was crisp.

3) Klee's a pretty crisp guy. He even didn't flip a shit when he almost hit a telephone pole!

4) The lawyer performed a crisp questioning of the witness.

5) The girls all think he's crisp because he plays football, that bastard!

by TheScream February 9, 2011

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