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A man who can make magical illusions happen to appear very very real. He has had A television show for years now and he can do many amazing things. He is most definitely ftw. He is also known by his stage name Mindfreak.
I am going to Las Vegas to See the amazing magician Criss Angel.
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A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"
"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"
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A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.
Criss Angel is a douchbag
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Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.
Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.
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When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.
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1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK
OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!
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You're getting someone from behind and then in the middle of the act get a fruit, vegetable, or random object that is a shaped like your member and jam into into the hole and then scream and jump off of the bed. If it is a girl it is also known as the Houdini.
My Boyfriends penis fell off in my butthole, and said he was Criss Angel.
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