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Babriel Crist

The supernatural, extra spicy alter-ego of Gabriel Crist.

Ayo, Babriel Crist lookin kinda juicy.

by Almighty Bwehzus69 November 2, 2020

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Official Crist

A 10-foot tall Puerto-Rican man, is a top 5 player Apex Legends.

Jeremiah: Yo, you carried me again Official Crist i'm so bad.

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022


gsuz crist

retarted Jesus Christ

i lobv gsuz crist

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 3, 2022


Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020


Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.

Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.

by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020


to crist

To act in a mercyless and completely unintelligible way, with no regard for human life or happiness, in other words, like my english teacher Cristina.

-Oh my god, she asked us to do an exam in one hour. Bruh, she’s cristing so hard!
-Fr, she really knows how to crist.

by _vienna November 15, 2022


The Crist of Cynewulf

J.R.R. Tolkien's greatest inspiration.

Hmmm... The Crist of Cynewulf. Let's read it.
'Eala Earendel engla beorhast
Ofer middangeard monnum sended'.
Or, for you bitches who don't know old english, that's
'Hail Earendel brightest of angels
over Middle Earth sent to men'.
I think I'm going to go write more than 12 books about Middle Earth now.

by Le phjkafheo;iwheg March 1, 2017