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One of the greatest soccer players of all time and the best ever of Portugal. 32 years of age, Cristiano Ronaldo has made appearances for clubs such as Sporting Lisbon, Manchester United and now Real Madrid.
I really want to be the next Cristiano Ronaldo!
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Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player
He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.
very fit guy that is great @ playin footy
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One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.
Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!
Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/
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Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
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Douche
Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Dude why are you crying on the ground no one even touched you, stop copying Cristiano Ronaldo.
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to do a ronaldo is to persuade the referee to send off one of ur teammates to futher the causes of your own team.
Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
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Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.
Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?
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Cristiano Ronaldo is gorgeous, dont you think?
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Well id say thats just one clowns opinion
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