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A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
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someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂
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A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city
Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton
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A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.
You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,
Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,
And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy
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My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017
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A type of mammal that is on his earth,
"You know is Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
And I'll pass it to Chance
'Cuz you know he stay litty"
Hi I'm Nick Crompton and "England is my city!!!!!!!"
A man who was born in the city of England. It is said that the part of his shirt that is meant to be folded down is popped up at all hours of the day.
"Gather round kiddos, were gonna hear the legend of nick crompton"
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