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Mermaid Placenta covered in Horse Wax
Teacher : What is a Mermaid Placenta?
Student: An Ingridient in Cadbury Creme Eggs
Officially it means "Your Japanese is Good!"
But in actuality means "Your Japanese sucks ass"
Foreigner : Sumimasen, Eki Doko Desuka?
Japanese : Ah, Nihongo Jozu desu ne
101π 6π
The Nickelback of EDM whose songs sounds the same. theres even a video of how to make a chainsmoker song on youtube because its just so easy to make one
Guy A: Dude, the chainsmokers were LIT!
Guy B: I Prefer Daft Punk
42π 26π
Only one month before Shitty Christmas (Easter) everyone! What are you asking for?, it'd better be a basket full of beans cause that's what you're getting!
That place where the man with the weird hair lives
Example removed by North Korean Government
A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
105π 10π
In English: The super handsome spy of MI6 who has a license to kill
In Indonesian: JAga MESjid ama keBOND
Have you watched Goldfinger?
What is it?
The best James Bond Movie EVER!
Indonesian
Hey! The Mosque is not guarded
Call the James Bond!