crowbar

pulling the penis upward (while in missionary position) when its only about 1/3rd in, opening the vagina length wise.

last night when i was fucking this chick i crowbarred her and pushed two fingers in under my dick

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crowbar

To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.

"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"

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crowbar

usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.

"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"

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the crowbar

During sex , typically reverse cowgirl or standard ( the girl on top ) the man gets the angle correct and jolts , slams the woman down with right force and trajectory to bend , snap the penis

I did the crowbar last night

I got crowbarred last night

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Crowbarring

is when one homo-sexual slaps another homo-sexual with his errect penis across the face on a busy dance floor.

Dave screamed in pain whilst Tom slapped his face with his errect penis while other dancers stood in a circle and laughed..crowbarring

OMG Rhys got crow barred last night, it was so funny

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crowbar

To define someone who is not making any sense, or acting stupid, or defining any act of stupidity.

Jack left his card in the ATM machine for the third time, what a crowbar.

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crowbar

One who has protruding front top teeth, which may be likend to the prongs of a crowbar (also, see pegs)

*In exclamation* "whottah crowbar..."

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