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Avoiding yr responsibilities and going on vacation instead
Rather than facing the tragedy in TX Ted Cruz went cruzing to Mexico 🇲🇽 to enjoy his vacation in Cancun
When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.
I totally got cruzed today at the senate.
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It is the art of wasting someone's time for one's own pleasure
Why are you cruzing me? Are you cruzing tonight?
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A reference to the brief, failed campaign triste between Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. When you're really optimistic during the week and set up a date but then the weekend comes and you realize how exhausted you are, flake and never text back.
I feel bad about Cruzing that guy from Tinder but i forgot all the work I had this week and I just needed a night in.
That Scooter's barista asked me out for drinks Saturday, but she bailed last minute saying she didn't feel well. Man I got Cruzed hard.
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When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.