Random
Source Code
Random
The Great Old One, or High preist of the Great Old Ones depending on the story you read.
Less a god than a monstrous horror resembling an octopus, man, and dragon cojoined from a creation wholy unlike birth.
Best pronounced sucking water into your lungs whilst beining dragged down by a tentical.
Anyone shewn Cthulhu, sometimes even in representations fearfully crafted by his cults, cannot survive sane.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" In his city, R'lyeh, Great Cthulhu waits, dreaming.
63👍 31👎
Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)
Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.
Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head
Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better
Cthulhu is the great almighty Lord. For he is our saviour and our great master. NLM (no lives matter) was created in service of him
Captain America told us lord Cthulhu will save us. I thought he has gone mad. But he is correct
An Elder God that takes the shape of a part man, part squid, and part dragon. It pretty much is a result of an abusive step-father doing things with a squid, whilst a dragon is doing the same. (see the definition of threesome )
Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!
6👍 9👎
Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.
Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger
1👍 2👎
Cthulhu (commonly preceeded by "Great" or Old" is a monstrous being belonging to a group of entities known simply as the "Old Ones" which ruled over the Earth and allegedly warred with the Elder Things before the time of man. Great Cthulhu currently remains imprisoned in the great cyclopean, sunken city of R'lyeh (assumed to be near Valparaiso) in a death-like state awaiting the day the stars are right, when he will resume his glorious rule of earth in an orgy of destruction.
While psychicly sensitive humans have been contacted by Cthulhu through telepathy (which is assumed to be the "language" of the Old Ones), the only reported sighting by a human in recorded history occured on March 23, 1925. This was twenty-two days after R'lyeh rose above the water, only to sink once more shortly after when the merciful stars' shifting position caused Cthulhu to resume his death (the conditions required for R'lyeh to rise are also required for the Old Ones to live). This was reported by Gusaf Johansen, the only remaining crew member of the Emma. He later died under mysterious circumstances in his hometown of Oslo.
Cthulhu is described as resembling a green humanoid with draconian wings, and a head resembling an octopus (though it is believed Cthulhu is not composed of matter. While it is a common misconception that Cthulhu is evil, it is worth noting that he/it appears to be amoral, viewing humans as pests (akin to human views and actions with insects).
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
359👍 79👎
Shortened prayer of worshippers of Cthulhu Cult. In full "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
Cthulhu is fictional evil deity from stories of H.P. Lovecraft, first appearing in Call of Cthulhu from 1928.
no example of usin cthulhu fhtagn in normal conversation unless you´re a worshipper of Cthulhu.
491👍 33👎