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A fictional character created by H.P Lovecraft a horror writer in 1919. Cthulhu is described as " A thing too horrible to describe." Although it is often though of having an octopus-like head, with bat-like wings, and being the size of a mountain. The very sight of Chthulhu can bring a grown man on his legs, and cry like a baby.
There are nut jobs out there, REALLY OUT THERE that worship it.
I find the concept of Cthulhu, and the cults....a little freaky.
I was bored, and googled Cthulhu, and am now insane YAY!
I found a Cthulhu based board game...<- this is really true.
Cloverfield was mistaken for a Cthulhu movie.
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The Great Old One, or High preist of the Great Old Ones depending on the story you read.
Less a god than a monstrous horror resembling an octopus, man, and dragon cojoined from a creation wholy unlike birth.
Best pronounced sucking water into your lungs whilst beining dragged down by a tentical.
Anyone shewn Cthulhu, sometimes even in representations fearfully crafted by his cults, cannot survive sane.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" In his city, R'lyeh, Great Cthulhu waits, dreaming.
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Our merciless, great and humble god. Deserves many human sacrifices. The ultimate head giver. Those who oppose the will of Cthulhu will receive dreadful, yet merciful punishments (no head)
Person 1: Cthulhu is giving some really good head rn.
Person 2: Damn, I never sacrificed my foreskin to him; I couldn't get any head
Person 1: L bozo + ratio + carti better
Cthulhu is the great almighty Lord. For he is our saviour and our great master. NLM (no lives matter) was created in service of him
Captain America told us lord Cthulhu will save us. I thought he has gone mad. But he is correct
An Elder God that takes the shape of a part man, part squid, and part dragon. It pretty much is a result of an abusive step-father doing things with a squid, whilst a dragon is doing the same. (see the definition of threesome )
Bob: HOLY COW WHAT IS THAT!
Gary: It's Cthulhu!
Bob: Not the ancient one himself!
Gary: Quickly! We must descend into an orgy of sex and violence in order to survive!
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Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.
Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger
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Shortened prayer of worshippers of Cthulhu Cult. In full "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" - "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
Cthulhu is fictional evil deity from stories of H.P. Lovecraft, first appearing in Call of Cthulhu from 1928.
no example of usin cthulhu fhtagn in normal conversation unless you´re a worshipper of Cthulhu.
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