Cump

Colloquially known as the "one pump dump". To cum after only one pump

Dasha was so tight and wet, I could not help but cump. She was not impressed.

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cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

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cump

big fuckin' glob of semen. a portmanteau of the words "cum" and "clump".

hey dude check out my cump balls

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cump

cump
v. cumped, cump·ing, cumps

To defecate semen and excrement simultaniously after anal intercourse ejaculation.

"I got fucked up the ass and then cumped down his throat!"

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cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

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Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

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Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

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