customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

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Customer

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.

Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.

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customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Customers make my work life horrible.

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Customer

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.

"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex

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custom

sweet or cool or new

Those shoes, boy they be custom

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That’s custom

A phrase used to describe something unique or something that is only yours/one of a kind/can be used to describe yourself or others.

“I love your top where did you get it”
“Oh girl that’s custom”

*sees something out of the ordinary* “wow that’s custom”

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custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

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