DWI

dialing while intoxicated

calling people while drunk -- like an ex-bf or an ex-gf. dont do it! If you DWI you may have regrets the next day.

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DWI

Abbrev: "Driving While Indian", a term of excuse or reason to justify rousting native people for no reason.

Jose: "Man, I got pulled over in the Downtown Eastside..."
Pedro: "What for man? You don't even drink anymore."
Jose: "They feegered I was DWI, but found out I was Mexican, man. So they let me go, ah ha ha... lucky they didn't check the trunk......"

Long-haired Indian Dude: "We were looking for a motel; when we doubled-back, BAM! DWI!! Next we're in the Crowbar for askin' why!! Fuckin Kenora racist pigs..."

City Cop on radio: "she's 75 with feathers... yeah, DWI, right down the sticker that says Indian Car... send for backup."

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DWI

Driving With Irish. Similar to DUI

Operating a motorvehicle with too much alcohol in ones blood.

Mike got a DWI while driving home from having Beer and Cereal for breakfast at the Boston Bar.

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DWI

Driving without intelligence. Typically used to describe stupid acts of driving not affiliated with alcohol.

Did you see that guy pass on the shoulder? That's DWI.

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DWI

Don't Weave, Idiot - something your friends tell you or you tell yourself while performing the other DWI.

"D-W-I! You're already DWI-ing!"

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DWI

The abbreviation for Dances with Improv. Quite unrelated in this sense to the alcoholic offense.

The girls of DWI are notorious for their made-up words.

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dwi

Driving While Intoxicated

"I'm not the type to get knocked wit DWI" -50 Cent

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