anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

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Botispine

Noun
A small (around a foot long)orange and black fish known to inhabit tropical rivers. Renowned for its poison spines, located beneath each eye, and its kickass moderating skills.

Bob: It feels like I just got stung by Botispine!
Joe: You fell into a drum of medical waste. You have a few days to live.

DWI

Driving without intelligence. Typically used to describe stupid acts of driving not affiliated with alcohol.

Did you see that guy pass on the shoulder? That's DWI.

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