damaged

What happens to your brain if you try to understand what the heck George W. Bush is saying. What your brain is if you do.

If things like:

"We've tripled the amount of money — I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available." —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

are clear to you, you are damaged.

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Damaged

To be damaged means that something's value or usefulness has been reduced.

I went on a date with shawty girl last night, she has so much baggage that comes with her, she's just straight up DAMAGED!

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Damage

When someone calls out another for being a poser, or posturing to look like someone else.

"I see you have dyed yr hair black."
"Yeah, Cassidy ...what about it."
"You have Morticia Addams damage, right? You think yr her right?"
"Just shut up, Cassidy."

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damagement

Management who is clueless and breezes in, sprinkles their leadership onto the poor worker who are stuck trying to implement foolish or damaging ideas. Also management who lays off whole groups of workers, running the business into the ground, ala Circuit City.

Our programming department replied with a resounding "NO" when some clueless member of `damagement` tried to put a print button on the on-line manual.

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Damage

Waking up after a long night of drinking and realizing that your phone is full of drunken calls or texts from the previous night.

(Wakes up, looks at phone first thing in the morning...)
"Damage."

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Damage

Word used in lieu of the common curse phrase, "Damn it." In reference to Danity Kane's classic anthem, "Damaged."

"I lost my cell phone last night, damage!"

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damage

damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.

He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.

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