dafty

glasgow slang, somone who is daft.

here ya dafty, get stabbed.

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dafty

A Hibee
Someone who supports the scum
Please also see schemey, numpty or steamer

Person 1: Alright mate, what fitba team do you support?
Person 2: Hibs!
Person 1: Ya fuckin dafty!

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Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

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heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

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Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

On A Dafty

To have sex with somebody of the opposite sex who is below the average standard, just for the fun of it, no strings attatched.

Person A: Would You Fuck Her?

Person B: Yeah, Only On A Dafty Though.