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British newspaper aimed at conservatine, middle class housewives. Regards itself as a serious newspaper despite the fact that it is clearly tabloid.
It claims to be a moral voice of the people but is in fact a paper designed to indulge the quasi-racist/homophobic/bigotted views held by much of middle england.
The paper loves nothing more than creating a moral panic and has done so over the years on subjects ranging from hoodies to water bottles.
The Daily Mail typically finds time to bleat on about the terrible state of Britain today in its police force, NHS, Education system and policy on immigration. It is truly creative in finding a whole bunch of ways of paraphrasing "Kick all asylum seekers out. We hate foreign people".
The Daily Mail burns rather nicely and is just the right size to cover cat litter trays.
Typical Daily Mail headlines:
"Black person gets job"
"Presenter says word sex on TV"
"My angelic little girl was made to wear a hoodie by a gay immigrant paedophile communist"
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Adj. - used to describe actions or words that are both xenophobic/bigoted/homophobic/racist and highly sensastionalist.
Symptomatic of a "less tax and less blacks" attitude.
A: Oh my God! Get that black man away from me! He'll eat my babies! Think of the children! Oh won't somebody think of the children!?
B: Oh, be quiet, must you be so Daily Mail about it?
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Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.
"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"
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1. Snobbish and obsessed with 'proper diction'
2. Obsesses over royalty, members of the aristocracy, and the upper classes in the same way that the Sun obsesses over Z-list celebrities and WAGs
3. Home to Richard Littlejohn, a self-satisfied prick who can't spell the name of the Iranian president and therefore refers to him as President I'madinnerjacket; insists upon spelling things phonetically to make himself feel superior; scaremongers over: taxes, Gordon Brown, so-called 'political correctness' and the apparent failures of the UK police force; displays clearly bigoted views yet claims not to be racist
4. Home to Amanda Platell, who is clearly a female misogynist and hates Natasha Kaplinsky, presumably purely because, despite her many flaws, she isn't a moon-faced, woman-hating cow who writes for a tabloid rag
5. Home to a whole host of prejudiced idiots whose parents were probably Daily Mail readers and members of the National Front; they should be sat down and told that not all immigrants want to kill them, and no immigrants want their job. In fact, NOBODY wants their job.
6. Actually believed that bird flu was going to wipe out half the world; believed the same about every single so-called epidemic before it; predicts The End Of The World every other month, whether it be by asteroid, epidemic or nuclear war
7. Read by impressionable fools who base their own opinions on the Daily Mail's bullshit
8. Has an on-off feud with The Times; hates The Independent, Polly Toynbee, Tony Blair, and, surprisingly, David Cameron, because he does not subscribe to their particular brand of Right-wing politics; disdains the Sun, the Daily Star, the Mirror and the News of the World despite being only one rung above them (purely because their page 3 happens not to have a topless woman on it); sister paper to the Daily Express
9. Believes everybody should have a job, regardless of illness, is under the impression that depression is not a valid illness and that anybody on benefits is Leeching Off the Welfare State and Stealing Taxpayer's Hard-Earned Money
10. Obsessed with Taxpayer's Money and the fact that they are taxpayers
11. Obsessed with hating speeding fines and speed cameras
12. Has to have an article EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY about 'PC gone mad', purely to further its BNP-loving, homophobic, racist, Islamophobe agenda
13. Constantly self-publicises, telling its readers that it has won another award or that one of its precious 'campaigns' have made the world a better place. Fond of saying 'as we always said' or 'as the Daily Mail has said from the start'
14. Believes date rape and marital rape are completely acceptable, and that all women should join the Submissive Wives movement
15. Exaggerates everything
Daily Mail headlines:
"MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL BY UNLEASHING BIRD FLU INTO THE AIR!!1 AND THEN THEY WILL STEAL OUR JOBS!!1"
"The Queen is awesome!"
"I am Richard Littledick and EVERYTHING IS BAD AND WRONG and I am a ridiculous, reactionary, pathetic buffon!!1"
"I'm Amanda Platell and I hate all women but ESPECIALLY NATASHA KAPLINSKY!!1"
"Everybody but us sucks"
"GET A JOB! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP TO A VENTILATOR!"
"We r taxpayers, hurr hurr"
"Speeding cameras ARE SO CRAP!!1"
"Look; it's PC gone mad! A man was ARRESTED for beating up a Muslim! The horror!"
"WE WIN @ LIFE! LOOK, AN AWARD FOR MOST HOMOPHOBIC NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR!!!!!1!!!!1!!"
"Shut up about being raped and make my tea"
"THE TRAUMA OF BEING STOPPED FOR SPEEDING!!!1!!
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1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"
" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."
"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"
"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."
Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"
FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!
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some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver
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A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.
Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.
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