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The most dangerous city in the United States. Everyone in Danbury carries a weapon and a fair amount of heroin at all times. The particularly dangerous thing about Danbury is that no particular demographic is more dangerous than the other. The whites are just as gangster as the blacks and latinos. Even the nerdy asians are more dangerous than anywhere else in the world.
Out of towners would be wise to avoid the city altogether, but if a visit is absolutely necessary it is recommended that you bring a bodyguard. Or 10. And wear Brazilian-flag colored clothing (Green and Yellow) in order to blend in with the locals. The ability to speak spanish is a plus, as it will help to prevent you from getting shanked if you're cornered by a local gang.
My friend went to Danbury and he came back with 5 bullet wounds.
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Rednecks....rednecks everywhere.
Danbury Texas , where you'll hear "ain't no way you can out pull my truck" or "you sure she's my cousin?"
The most yeehaw school ever. Located in the small city of Danbury, Texas with a small number of students compared to other schools and the most white people you’ll ever see. If you come here, don’t expect fights or fire alarm pulling. We do dumb shit like break desks on accident and get caught juuling in the bathroom. Oh and don’t expect a good education.
Guy: what school do you go to?
Redneck: Danbury High School baysicklee tha best skool ever y’all
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A super liberal girl that will probably put you on blast if you say something that’s not PC, but will also get shitfaced and fuck you like no tomorrow.
Nick: Bro how was last night with Sarah?
Chris: Dude she made me cum 3 times in an hour, but then put me on blast after saying “damn nigga that was amazing”
Nick: what a typical danbury whore!
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Spainbury, aka Danbury, CT is a city with over 100,000 residents, most of which are illegal Hispanics.
LeRoy: Did you hear about another illegal immigrant in Spainbury aka Danbury driving drunk and killing a mother and her infant daughter?
Carl: Yea, damn shame.
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small city in fairfield county. full of brazilian and latin immigrants, mostly illegal. only has about 3 high schools that anyone knows about. DHS has fights every 20 minutes and the majority of danbury crimes go down in that shithole. there's also immaculate, which is like 85% white but in the heart of a very hispanic neighborhood. and there's abott tech, which is kinda eh. the main point of the city is the Danbury fair mall. filled with teens of middle through high school who spend literally all their time at danbury fair mall. they don't even buy anything, they literally just grab some random friends and stay there. danbury mall security is non existent and basically only started last year after a few big fights broke out. the reason danbury is so hated in fairfield county is cuz the rich towns think it's like detroit and everyone in the towns around it praise and adore it for being "hood". it isn't even horrible. there are hoods but it's mostly just fake steppers who think they tuff. but if there's one thing about danbury i know is that there is alot of drugs. like, A LOt.
guy from brookfield: "you're from danbury? what set you claim? who you run with"
danbury guy: "shut up fool"
greenwich mom: "come on kids, let's leave.