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The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.
Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."
1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"
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A typology website on the Internet. It’s filled with a bunch of trolls and losers and dorks and lowlives.
At one point the trolling was so bad that the website was basically like another 4chan. Basically a 4chan jr.
However, the admin of the website has updated the security recently, so all the bad people have gone away and the website is a lot more stabilized.
Still, most of the people on this website are some of the most arrogant fucking know-it-all pricks and assholes you will ever find, anywhere. They are all just a bunch of bitter nerds.
The whole website is basically just a bunch of desperate people trying to passive aggressive prove to each other what MBTI personality type is better and more capable than the other. For example they will argue whether INTP or INTJ being the “smartest and most intellectual” type. People on this website are basically trying to argue over who has the bigger dick.
People on Personality Database are really just a bunch of geeks and trolls and nerds with no life.
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Exhaustion related to the monotony and tediousness of working with or designing database applications. Side effects include sleepiness, boredom, numb legs, eye strain, and dislike of Keanu Reeves movies where computers seem interesting.
Ashley went home early after a long day of programming due to Database Fatigue.
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A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.
google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......
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To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".
"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"
- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."
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Horror Movie Database where you can search by keywords or just browse the long list of horror movies. Movies are added daily. With dvd covers, movie synopsis, ratings, trailers and movie scenes and links to the comedy, adventure, thriller, and family movie databases this database is great and very easy to follow.
The Horror Movie Database. Let's say you want to watch a movie about children, supernatural, and ghosts. Go to thehorrormoviedatabase and type those keywords separated by commas in the search box and you will get a list of movies that reflects your choices.
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The Internet Movie Database (abbreviated IMDb) is an online database of information related to films, television programs, and video games, taking in actors, production crew, fictional characters, biographies, plot summaries, and trivia. Actors and crew can post their own résumé and upload photos of themselves for a yearly fee. U.S. users can also view over 6,000 movies and television shows from CBS, Sony, and various independent film makers.
Launched in 1990 by professional computer programmer Col Needham, the company was incorporated in the UK as Internet Movie Database Ltd in 1996, with revenue generated through advertising, licensing, and partnerships. In 1998, it became a subsidiary of Amazon.com, who were then able to use it as an advertising resource for selling DVDs and videotapes.
The Internet Movie Database enables any user to submit new material and request edits to existing entries. Although all data are checked before going live, the system has been open to abuse, and occasional errors are acknowledged. Users are also invited to rate any film on a scale of 1 to 10, and the totals are converted into a weighted mean-rating that is displayed beside each title, with online filters employed to deter ballot-stuffing. The site also features message boards, which stimulate regular debates among authenticated users.
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