When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar
That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub
The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.
*Using a Ouija Board”
Big Dick Dave: I S U M M O N T H E D O M R A T S
Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.