Sweet dick Dave

Big dick small balls

He was a sweet dick Dave kind if night.

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Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

Big Dick Dave

The other ghost the haunts Dominic Hall. Allegedly he’s what calls over the Domrats.

*Using a Ouija Board”
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