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If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
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some random kid from rochester. he just showed out of no where one day at SUNY Geneseo. due to the fact that he is overage, he can buy not only himself, but others alcohol. though it hasnt been confirmed, many believe that he feels it necessary to drink the same amount as the people around him (ex. alex, emily and doug each drink 10 beers...dave drinks 30).
once drunk, he begins to sleep in the nearest place that "looks comfortable"...this usually ends up being in the bed of Kyle Saxton, who comes back to his room, without fail, 5 minutes after Dave passes out. Dave will then awaken 2 and a half hours and claim that he didnt fall asleep, but merely rested his eyes for 2 minutes max.
working at the local school's buffet on the southside of the suny geneseo campus, he doesnt even really do anything. you can see him wandering around, talking to people, busting peoples balls, and eating stuff off of people's plates claiming he was "checking out the food quality".
living in the meadows apartment next semester, his two roommates Kyle Saxton and Doug Brown dont really know how they feel about rooming with him. on the bright side, dave drinks and is known to party it up. on the bad side, dave drinks and is known to party it up.
previously: last week dave got a ticket from policeman joe
scene: wednesday night/thursday morning, a room that isnt daves', dave has been drinkin
policeman joe: whats your name again?
David Lee Roberts: dave
policeman joe: and whats your major again? DRINKING!!!
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Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
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the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.
I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.
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Producer, known for regularly collaborating with Sin Davis, beslikmeister and others.
david-lee kocht den schei$$ auf.
The founding father of the New Nation "Free America ". III% PATRIOT, American hero, like a immortal GOD.
All people should be humble for the blessings that was bestowed up us by David Joseph Lee.