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The current leader of the UK Conservative party, David Cameron just about sums up the Tories as of late. The UK government has never been so openly and blatantly corrupt, sleazy, spiteful and dishonest. Any half-decent opposition would have knocked the New Labour party into oblivion after their first term in power. Which shows just how useless the Tory party is. Cameron himself is an ex-Etonian, stuck atop an ivory tower with no idea of the working classes or life outside his pampered little world. Since becoming leader he is hell-bent on turning the Tories into an immitation of New Labour (why have an opposition in that case?) and is determined to go soft on crime, trying to generate sympathy for criminals. Pity he can't show any sympathy for the victims. Like Blair, Cameron is just window-dressing for a party obsessed with PC, PR and image. If you ask me, the remaining Tories true to the party's principles should break away and form their own party. See how long Cameron and his band of spoon-fed, liberal soft-heads survive on their own. The latest PC stunt, appointing an asian female MP, had blown up in Cameron's face, as she is talking more sense than all his cronies put together and no-one can accuse her of racism or sexism. I say Patel for the next leader of the Tory party.
David Cameron doesn't want the Tory party to come to power, let's be honest. Because if they get elected, the Tories won't have a clue what they're supposed to do. Unless....
Cameron: "Er, excuse me, Tony. Hang on a minute, will you. What exactly is it a government is supposed to do?"
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Current Prime Minister of the UK (just) and leader of the conservative party. Even with a failed Labour government, most of the press on his side and economic crisis he still could not get a majority so did a deal with the lib dems. This says a lot: Either he is extremly useless or most of the country really don't want a tory government...half and half really.
He is currently enjoying himself by cutting everything, puting even more people in poverty. For example, incapacity benefit is being cut. Like it was disabled poor people that caused this reccesion, and thus budget defecit. Evil.
But ofcourse David Cameron knows what it is like for the common person, being very rich and going eton isnt going to affect that...
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1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.
2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.
Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"
When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.
I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.
also he shagged a pig.
fuck david cameron!
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A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.
Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
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The most chad British PM ever.
Guy 1: Whose your favorite British PM?
Guy 2: David Cameron. Bad bitch is sexy af. Makes me wish I was gay