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On october 18th you can pants anybody you want.
hey boi lemme pants you on national pants day
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On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.
Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!
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You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.
Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.
The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.
Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.
Person 2: wtf
The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.
Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day
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National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?
Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic
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November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant
come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant
“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”