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National Emo/Goth day... get ready for some scary ass bitches today
December 19th
Merry fuckery everyone!
National Bhad B¡tch day.
If you were born on this day, you’re a bhaddie.
“when were you born?”
“december 19th”
“ohh that explains it.”
The most coolest, precious, hottest guy of all was born. You'll be praising for his luck.
Woah its december 19th, cool.
The day where anyone shorter than 5'5 can legally ask any one over 5'5 to get them a puppy and it must be completed
PUPPPYYYYYYYY
DECEMBER 19TH YAY
If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.
“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.
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December 19th is a day we will be able to steal our best friends things
Today my friend stole all of my school things then I realized that it was December 19th
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National drown your friend in a bucket of mayo day
"Hey Derrick I just came by to say-"
"Hold that thought- it's December 19th"
"No- please- you know I'm allergic-"
*shoves face into mayo*