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The day where the best people on earth were born: beautiful, sexy, funny with a heart of gold.
Rebecca: You’re an amazing person, you must have been born on December 2nd
Charlie: Thanks! I am!
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December 2 is national give someone that starts with the letter E a high five
hi E it’s December 2 high five
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Do you see that Queen, she must be born on December 2
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Kiss your girlfriend day, walk in the hall way with your hand around her and kiss her
Hey did u see what happed
What happed
They kissed its December 2
December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter
"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.
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The day where every student in America skips school 🤡💀🤡
No cap it’s December 2 tomorrow
Wait, today is, let’s skip
Bruh I’m not dumb I’ve seen it all over tiktok
Stop being salty
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It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
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