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YO IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU DUMB ASS BITCH WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE KISS YOUR CRUSH DAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT NO IT IS FUCKING CHRISTMAS... Merry Christmas btw dumb bitch :)
You: Yo what's December 25?
Me: BRUH IT'S CHRISTMAS!!
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People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.
However, there are some drawbacks, which include:
-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke
-Being too religious
-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.
-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’
-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain
The advantages are as follows:
-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.
-Respect.
-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.
Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.
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the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.
december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK
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Ask out the girl or boy you’ve been crushing on. Maybe it can make there day brighter
We should ask out are crushes on December 25
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First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days
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