denial

A river in Egypt.

Or a refusal to accept something.

Or both.

That Egyptian claims he is dry, but he is clearly in denial.

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Denial

1: refusal to admit the truth or reality (as of a statement or charge) 2: assertion that an allegation is false

Some dude told me I was fat…I know I’m chunky…but I didn’t think I was that bad off…

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denial

Refusing to accept the truth.

Not only a river in Egypt.

Chris is in serious denial of his homosexual desires, at least publicly.

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Denial

What you are accused of being in when whenever you contradict a baseless claim made by an idiot who couldn't otherwise win a debate against a Cheeto.

You: I'm not sure I agree with President Obama's position on the White Sox. I'm more of a Yankees fan.

Idiot: RACIST! The only reason you don't support his team is because HE'S BLACK!

You: Uh, what? I'm not a racist. I'm just not a White Sox guy.

Idiot: Ah...a racist in denial. Why don't you just admit it?

You: Look, I was adopted and raised by black parents. I have two brothers who are black. I love my family. Hell, most of the girls I've dated have been black. I spent three years in Kenya building water treatment facilities for black villagers. I am NOT a racist.

Idiot: Typical. 'Some of my best friends are black.' Yeah, right. You racist piece of crap. Maybe if you weren't in denial about it, I'd believe you.

You: Uh, what...?

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Denialism

The act of denying proven facts about politics because the person does not want to admit an the truth.

The denialism in much of America has convinced many Republicans that Liberals are dependent on federal government. But in reality the Liberal states pay hundreds of billions of dollars per year to help assist their ungrateful political opponents.

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Denialation

denialation: The act of getting pwnd beat down shut down, or other synonyms of this word. A combination of being denied and annialated.

Daniel Deacon: Hey Jordan Sterling did You see the Denialation we performed on that tasty piza

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denial

Something you go into when something is extremely wrong and you know it but choose not to admit that something is true.

Bob:Hi
Larry: Hey there Girlfriend
Bob: Im a guy
Larry: like whatever
Bob:You are really gay Larry.
Larry: I am not
Bob: You are in denial

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