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an asshole that no one likes except for their mothers. its even worse if you have one that doesnt wear a mouth gard thing because then they breathe all over you and where they breathe turns white and dies because of malaria. then they shove a bill in your face but you say fu-- then they bitch slap you and inject you with pain killers before you can finish saying fuck you. then when youre knocked out or in lala land they either forge your signature or steal your money or throw you in the industrial size meat grinder and feed your remains to their little demon kids that they never stop bitching about.
dentist:my kids have wings and red skin but no penis!
dude:fuck you *punches dentist in face and knees him in balls*
dentist:that didnt hurt
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The satanic creature that ripped V4Flower's jaw off and found it funny. Sometimes known as Trash, Sam, Miller, Miyuki, Sara, Bill, and more. Damn, poor Flower has to hide from so many.
Dentist: SAY AH AH AH
Flower: OW FUCKING HELL WHAT KIND OF A DENTIST ARE YOU
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A specific type of necro (see necro #5) that uses the teeth skill to eliminate his enemies. A dentist is often a sub-type of of the Bone Necro.
The original Dentist resides on UE Non-ladder.
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A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
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Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.
The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.
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Someone who 40-year-old British men are deathly afraid of, but when I was 9 and getting 4 cavities filled was just patiently waiting for my little toy/prize and new toothbrush.
Brit: Well bloody Hell there old chap, I reckon I despise that blasted dentist, but me mum she says I got to.
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?
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A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.
''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''
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