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capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:
Zack Falls is a dependable single man
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A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom
Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
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Interviewer: Dick Cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
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The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.
People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”
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What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.
Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.
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is not spelled that way. Try, "dependent." c.f. definately
Why is this so hard? The correct spelling of "dependant" is "dependent."
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the people who you can depend on the most.
Bob, Micheal, Alice and Amy are my dependables
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