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When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.
I had the best dessert ever yesterday!
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An extremly good looking person of the opposite sex. As good as pie.
I gotta have that chick for desert.
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When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out
She got his peace turnd around and gave another dude her dessert
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1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"
3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).
1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.
2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!
3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!
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Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.
The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.
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To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
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Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
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