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detective: (noun) uuuummmmm I believe that you are not suposed to be on your cellular device .
a gay little bitch snitch hoe slut cum sack poon.a little snitch.
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Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.
someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...
Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.
Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”
Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.
Figure out what that means
“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”
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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing
Woman 2: wait I know who to call
Woman 1: you do?
Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?
Woman 1: it’s my sister!
Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!
Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best
Woman 1: wow
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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.
"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"
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emo detective with emo detective hat
don’t kill anymore of his friends
Person 1: oh look there’s shoe itchy
Person 2: yeah he’s an emo detective
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A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts
That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!
A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.
"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"
Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”