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Having anal sex because your girl is having her period
My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour
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Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.
I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.
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A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.
Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.
"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."
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Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.
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When someone isn’t following the “chicks before dicks” philosophy they’re takin a dick detour.
Thank goodness she finally found her way off that dick detour!
That act of standing behind an individual and reaching between ones legs and jerking them off.
Rashawnda gave tyresius the ol' pennsylvania detour.